Since she first shook around in haute couture in the clip for “Just Dance,” Lady Gaga has made a name for herself as one of the greatest music video artists in pop history. Over the course of two albums, she has crafted videos that have become increasingly elaborate, featuring more narrative elements, crazier fashion, eye-popping special effects and genre-pushing dance moves. “Telephone,” her newest video that just premiered Thursday night (March 11), is the crown jewel in her visual work.
But is it truly epic? MTV News took a look at the criteria that can turn a video from a simple accompaniment to a song into a truly transcendent piece of art.
Based on those rules, does “Telephone” join those clips by Michael Jackson, Meat Loaf, Aerosmith and Green Day as epics?
Big Name Director
“Telephone” was directed by Jonas Akerlund, and while he doesn’t have the most illustrious resumé when it comes to feature films (it consists of 2002’s barely watchable “Spun” and 2009’s unseen “Horsemen”), but when it comes to music videos, he is in an elite class of visionaries. His award-winning clips include Madonna’s “Ray of Light,” Metallica’s “Turn the Page,” U2’s “Beautiful Day,” Christina Aguilera’s “Beautiful” and Pink’s “Sober.” He may not have had the Hollywood success of David Fincher or Michael Bay, but he certainly is big time.
Melodramatic Plot
There is more drama in the two minutes before the song even starts in “Telephone” than in many artists’ entire video catalogs. Gaga goes to jail, fights with inmates, mixes some poison, kills Tyrese, makes some sandwiches and drives off into the sunset while trading hard-boiled lines with Beoyncé. With performances this operatic, “Telephone” has drama to spare.
Big Hollywood Star
OK, so this is where it gets a little sketchy, as “Telephone” doesn’t really feature a big Keanu Reeves-style cameo. (Sorry, Tyrese.) However, it does feature Beyoncé. Sure, she’s on the song and basically shows up as a collaborator, but are there many stars on the planet bigger than Ms. Knowles? Anyone else would have simply been eclipsed by her and Gaga’s collective star power.
Length
This is pretty automatic, as “Telephone” is nearly 10 minutes long. To put that in perspective, that’s not quite as long as the full version of “Thriller” but slightly longer than “November Rain.”
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